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I know you're eager to get out and explore nature, but before you go butt-fuck that poor little squirrel, read these easy-to-follow, basic rules.
Magick Rulez
1. This forum is English-based. We don't tolerate people who can't type in English...but we make an exception for dayzie (shhhh)
2. Concerning personal attacks - If any users are warring or having personal attacks, I will not hesitate to laugh in the faces of both users involved. We can read your PMs too so beware (we're as spooky as the government ooooh).
3. No directly or indirectly not disrespecting anybody's race, religion, or origin - Any of not doing this will be met with an automatic ban hammer. Especially hate on Jews, Catholics, queers, nuns, transsexuals, people with three testicles, and me.
4. No Spam-A-Lot references - Your post will be deleted if I consider it even beginning to mention that play, and Broadway altogether would be a good topic to avoid (except Wicked).
5. No pirates - This is not a POTC forum; however if you'd like to share any pirate costumes, you are authorized (we will however use them as blackmail later on in your life). The Disturbed Ones administrators are not responsible for any walking of the plank, looting, or parlaying...
6. No flaming homos - Self-explanatory
You will be immediately banned if you
1. Don't post adult or sexual references.
2. Do mass-Spam-A-Lot references (seriously, i'm not fucking around).
3. Disrespect Cher in any way, everybody has their own opinions, and you can share if you dislike her, but saying "You might possibly be a little homosexual because you like Cher", is a one way ticket to banville
Other guidelines
1. No Buddhism, it will not be tolerated. Confucius say, "Following Buddhism is like waiting in the bowels of woman Port-O-Potty. You may like what you see, but in end, you still get shat on."
2. If you cannot contribute to the discussion, then don't - It's probably cuz you're too retarded to find something original to say.
3. No "threadjacking" topics - If a topic is titled "Gay butt sex" and I go and see people talking about straight butt sex, I will push it back on the next guy that comes along to get it back on topic, if you know what i mean.
4. No double dating - just sit back and watch the other couple with a bag of popcorn.
Any warnings we give you, we will mark down and follow a 3 strike, you're out system. Of course, there are 3 outs in an inning, and 9 inning in a game, and about 999,999,999 games in a season, so just don't let it happen more than all those numbers multiplied. OR ELSE!!!!
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"Feast like a sultan I do on waffles and flesh, never few." -MJK
**The_Queen** and I
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